| haiku for midgets wearing mom jeans and granny panties
fine, i'll untie you
just this once to go shopping.
take this gap card, bitch. |
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| haiku for midgets perplexed over alli’s attitude towards daniel in the arcade at the end of the second act of the Karate Kid because she is the whore and lets johnny kiss her even if she does punch him in the face and hurt her wrist after daniel runs into that waiter and gets spaghetti all over his white pants and white shirt but for some reason she’s mad at him even though she’s been whoring it up with the cobra kai and daniel deserves better than that and will have to go buy a ton of bleach if he ever hopes to get his whites white again.
can you little ones
see the screen from your cages?
crane kick her ass, dan.
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| for now, i must go the way the winn once went and say that i'm done with this for awhile.
haiku for midgets leaving xanga
leave your booster seats
and close your tiny ibooks.
it's not fun right now. |
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| haiku for midgets who write haikus about midgets
you best back off bitch
and return to loompa-land.
this is my genre. |
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| i think if slitting throats made a more funny noise (like squeaking or farting noises) more people would be doing it.
haiku for midgets who slit throats
tiny battalions
armed with mini-cuttlery.
go check the children. |
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